Just once I would like to wake up in the morning by my own accord and not because of my noisy roommates.

"you blackberry wielding, trip-hop trancing, two faced critical masshole!!!"

Sometimes I think I may just have multiple personalities. Hrmph.

The tingle has returned.

Is it sexually suggestive for a couple to go as Peter&a Pumpkin?

I can survive. And I can endure. And I don't even think about her. Most of the time.

I sat beside a man on the bus today that smelled like you did four years ago. When we sat in the park until I couldn't feel my toes.
And then Bob Dylan came on my iPod. And I started silently crying on public transportation.

When do I get my life back?

Hey don't look at me that way, like I'm the one whose not the same.

Quotes I want to remember forever, entry one.
"And I love you"
and when questioned why,
"because you usually smell good, you take care of me when needed, youre smart, hot, gorgeous etc. my fam loves you and my mom actually the other day said that you and me should date again and i was ok waht the heck"
but here's the best part...
"and you could be redneck if you had to be."
Best frayands!


Thank you, Facebook, for showing me that all of my previous best friends grew up to be sorority girls.

I want to boycott herbal essence for telling me that 2 in 5 women will marry their first loves. Things like this still make me sad. For no real reason.

Did I really just tell you that you were needy?

AM I COMPLETELY CRACKING UP AGAIN?

Coors Light Life.

Saturday I worked 8 hours, came home from work, made porkchops for everyone...
then I took a 45 minute shower.
Except I have the handicap accessible shower. So I got to sit on the handicapped bench and drink beer for the entirety of my shower.
and it ruled.

I may become an alcoholic.
These are the beauties in life you become acquainted with in college.